A Few Engineering Classes

Let me tell ya all about a few students' mindsets towards Engg. classes.

Let me start with...

Physics
The class gets crystallized initially,
Students' minds show the Lustre quality,
The bonds become highly ionic in the case of nerds;bonds become Van der Waals in the case of sombre looking fellas,

The class' ambience continues to be in uniform motion until it is disturbed by the application of an external force,
This results in abnormal conditions in the classroom causing defects in the already crystallized classroom:
Either the student gets shot by a Schottky defect and doesn't become frank due to Frenkel
defect or the student gets some sort of shock from the teacher due to an Electronic defect.

Then, the so affected student tends to become a braveheart due to the excitation of electrons in him and gets ready to face the teacher,
As a result, some unknown rays called X-rays begin to emit...

Okay, Okay let someone win!


Then, the class takes a huge deviation towards the next class:


Chemistry
The class kicks-off on how to develop resistance and not to develop conductance for the above evolving products!
As a result, the minds tend to get titrated after reacting with a strong acid or a strong base. A weak base/acid is no less...
Then, come the batteries fully charged..but, they discharge our already discharging batteries..!!
Fine, they don't get completely discharged though..
A little power is left out to face corrosion!
But, the different types of corrosion and its sub-types completely corrode the brains leaving no trace of the pure metal(mind/brain)!

This would leave us helpless to cure the corroded mind by means of eletctroplating, galvinizing or painting!


The class travels through many curves to come to a halt at the

Engineering Drawing class
The class goes smooth at the beginning by moving around a few straight lines..
But, later come the conics which are pretty much psychic..
The class takes a diversion to the involutes(They aren't flutes) section which make the mind go a bit more mad..

Then come the cycloids(No, no, not cycle tyres!) and those hypocycloids(a.k.a psycho-cycloids) which even the more make the minds to fall in a state of turmoil
The scales..drawing 'em is just as easy as drawing whales!

Finally, the projections tend to make the person draw a projector to a nearby asylum to abide there for a short duration!

P.S. Don't include my mindset in the above post, 'cos I love the above three classes!